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Dil ko hai aitbar, Aankho ko hai intezaar Kehta hai dil bar bar wo aayega lautkar phir ek baar
By: Palash Chetia
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4 Months ago
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KHAWATEEN k Hqooq pr Tqreer chal rhi thi1 KHATOON ne Josh me Nara lgaya:Aj ki Aurat kia nhi kr skti?Peeche se awaz ayi:"Chup nhi reh skti"!
By: Admin
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4 Months ago
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Purane dor men Kamyab hone k liye 2 lafz kafi thay:1.P
By: Admin
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4 Months ago
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1 murghi or us k  3 bachy road cros kr rhe thy. Road cros krne k bad murghi k 1 bache ne kaha,"Akhir hm 5 ne road cros kr hi liya"5  kese?SochoSochokese huy?Or socho zaraBoht easy answer haiThora or socho.??? Sochu bae ?Kya ho gya ha itna easy ans ha?Nae samaj ior sochonae samaj a rechalo main btata hon.Ary bacha hai kuch b bol sakta hai..
By: Admin
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4 Months ago
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"Ek Larke ne Ek Larki ko patate huwe arz kia:Teri zaat pe kuch haq to banta hai mera...Larki ne muskura k kaha.."GHANTA MERA! :d :p
By: Admin
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4 Months ago
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Fathr:Tere rezult da ki banya AE?Son: Headmstr saab da puter fail AEFathr:Te tou?Son: Doctor saab da puter v fail AE..Fathr:Te tera rezult ki ae?Son: O wakeel saab da puter v fail ho gya aeFathr:Kaminay, main tera pucheya ae.....Son:Te Tu kera Allama Iqbal ainTEra putar v fail ae..
By: Admin
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4 Months ago
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1 larki ne apnay RIGHT bazu pe" C "likwaya.Aur LAFTE bazu pe" L "1 larkay ne pucha ye kia hai.To larki ne kaha ye lika howa hai" COOL "
By: Admin
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4 Months ago
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Dil ki tanhai ko awaz bana lete hen

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Bijli jb jati he charpai chat pe bicha lete hy
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O teri kher c.v.u wali hwa chal rhi hy.
By: Admin
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4 Months ago
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Larka aur larki walk py gye, wahan larkay ko thoker lagi aur khoon behne laga,larka Larki ko dekhne laga k wo apne dupatte ka tukra bandhe gi.Larki larkay ko dekhte hue boli::/Sochna b mat"GUL AHMED" ka suit hy...
By: Admin
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4 Months ago
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Height Of Patriotism.................Sitting on an English toilet, in Pakistani Style..;)!
By: Admin
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4 Months ago
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